Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Knock knock What?

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Justin beiber..

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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