- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

im a dragon, no im not

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

WHO WANTS SOW????

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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