When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

You're tall.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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