Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Your face is hilarious.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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