Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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