Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Your existance.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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whats black and white? a zebra

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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