- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Derp

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

HURT

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