Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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where's mom I killed her

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Anti Joke

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