fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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where's mom I killed her

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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