horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Where's my tractor?

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* anti-punchline

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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banana

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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