- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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