I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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