Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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