- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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