What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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