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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why was the woman?

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Fart

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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