What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

I walk into a bar...

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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