- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

This is not a joke or is it

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

what's black and can't swim?

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Lil Wayne

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

The WNBA

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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