- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.