- Anti Joke

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.