- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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