- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Win industrial estate, Newry

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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