what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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i like men but im not gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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