What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

No, Trinidad.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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