- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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