Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

2 + 2 = 4

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Ben Corbishley

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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