- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

I woke up today

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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