An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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