What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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NAACP

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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whats white and sticky glue

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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