- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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