- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What did the fish say after he

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Guess what? Bananas

A man... walks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

I am a women

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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