- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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