- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What did the fish say after he

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

My Butthole.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Vagina cream... end of story

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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