- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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