- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

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