Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

women sports....

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

women's rights.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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