What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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