When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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