What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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KONY 2012

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Anti Joke

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