Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Justin Bieber

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Hey, Max!!

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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