- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

heads up!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

WEED!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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