- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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