- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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