In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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