What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A baby seal walks into a club.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

My dad

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Your text.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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