- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

If you were a cactus, why?

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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