- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

for keeps?

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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