- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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