Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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andrew wagner

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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