- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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