What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Reading books

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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