What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Okay, after this one then...

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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