Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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