- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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