There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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The Holocaust

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Health food.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What? Why?

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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