- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

cats are pussies

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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