Is maynaise an instrument?

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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haha

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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?J?o?k?e?

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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