- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

eden stop

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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