finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Boner

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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