- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Waffles ate my grandma

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

An Asian man fails a math test

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

more chocolate?

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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