- Anti Joke

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?