Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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4-4-2

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Jews

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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The dewey decimal system

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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