what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Neil is a reterd.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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