- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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