- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Black Friday

What? Why?

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What's funnier than 24? 25

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Wanker

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Wenis Penis

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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