Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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porn-hub

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Netflix and chill

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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My dad

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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