What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

penis haha

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Your Mother

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

U mad?

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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