- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

everybody loves raymond

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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