Like this joke, bitch.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Knock knock What?

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Women can vote? WTF

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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