2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Uh... What was emulating again?

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

sharks

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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