kesha is a virgin.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

darude- sandstorm

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

The WNBA

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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