- Anti Joke

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

children burning

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!