quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Needless to say,

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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snooki

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