a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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You have friends

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Cliterus

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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My friend harris is fat.

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my shift key is broken1

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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