nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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