A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

tommy is retared

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!