I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock Come in

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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