Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

women's rights.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

I've got a dig bick

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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