Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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brittney griner

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Wanker

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Wenis Penis

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Hitler

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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