- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Women's rights

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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