how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Wenis Penis

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Wanker

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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