a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Roses are red, violets are purple.

Women's Professional _________

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

How come anti jokes r funny

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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