Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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