Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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