- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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