- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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