What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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children burning

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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