Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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