- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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