How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

a pornstar comes early to a party

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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