What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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