Seven

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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c-? men, C-men

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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