- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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