- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

British Dentistry

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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