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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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