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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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