- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

British Dentistry

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

cats are pussies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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