Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

this website even though its hilarious.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q: knok knok A: Im home

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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