Seven

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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