- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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