Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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your social life.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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