I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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These Jokes suck.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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