- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

If you were a cactus, why?

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead