just in time?

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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