Women's rights.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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I'm Jewish

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Cancer.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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which one is easiest

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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