- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Massie is a fatass

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

A mormon walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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