- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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