Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

womens rights.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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