- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Where's my tractor?

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

knock knock who's there? hope

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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