What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Poop

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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bologna

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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everyone dislike this

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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