Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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The Morman Religion.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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