what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Andy Carrol

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Hi

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

just in time?

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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